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Post by Tensu on Sept 17, 2006 19:19:07 GMT -5
Bloodghost straight to hell
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Post by Narsat on Sept 17, 2006 22:48:33 GMT -5
before anyone could reactt
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Post by Tensu on Sept 18, 2006 13:40:11 GMT -5
Narsat came outa nowhere
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bloodghost
Slightly Gimped
jesus hates you
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Post by bloodghost on Sept 18, 2006 14:58:36 GMT -5
and reclaimed his staplegun
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Post by Lostwarrior on Sept 18, 2006 18:18:36 GMT -5
From bloodghost before he
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Post by Lavitz on Sept 19, 2006 16:12:08 GMT -5
had a chance to
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Post by Lostwarrior on Sept 19, 2006 17:41:24 GMT -5
fall into osamas lap >_> (south park)
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Post by Lavitz on Sept 19, 2006 18:43:56 GMT -5
Compilation:
There once was... a crazy old dragon who lived in a bowl of chicken soup ascending your mother's a Pikachu, unless of course there was a great tidal wave of doom that pretty much owned everything except Hard Gay, who humped the fuhrer into submission. That's why Lavitz's mission turned into a rebellion against the lords of apple pie and bananas on tables that are actually phones that go "ring ring" before they explode like they don't really care. That was when Narsat fused with a bomb, went super saiyan four, then everything went boom while he yelled "FOR NARNIA!!!!" before he quickly whipped out his "sword" and chopped grilled eel to end world hunger which no one ate because his cooking sucks, twas too much garlic, and garlic made people rise from the dead and murder everyone in one really long sentence who owned Chewbacca's ear when out of nowhere... a very hard gay Shigeru Miyamato pounced on Zaps and proceeded to realize he wasn't Dain and said, "lolblu, sorry". Keain likes teh ham and so did the man behind the curtain who just happened to be a fat man who likes elbows and eats relish and gravy, but only on Tuesdays. But today is Wednesday, so the day began while an arabic kamikaze on board a blimp and from there, llamas descended upon the earth from heart shaped parachutes because they were hard from moz's aim convo. Everyone But Narsat Equals the square root of cheek that has a gun to the face that looked like a shotgun to the face that blew the head insideout and Dainius said "I truly love math" even though math sux and Bloodghost'd rather throw explosives at small children until they evolved into zombies that proceeded to milk Tensu and send Bloodghost straight to hell; before anyone could react, Narsat came out of nowhere and reclaimed his staplegun from Bloodghost before he had a chance to fall into Osama's lap.
Note: this is the minor edited version. the raw version could not be put into text because it was above the maximum stupity level, you'll note that this is still sufficiently insane, have a nice day.
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Post by Lostwarrior on Sept 19, 2006 20:35:29 GMT -5
wow that story owns >_>
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Post by Lostwarrior on Sept 19, 2006 20:43:45 GMT -5
Anyone rember this one?
So, there was a stupid little tarutaru running around because he was drunk then ran into a sign that said "Stop or be eaten by Exclaimed Dainius, the hume form." then got scared and then Silus comes and makes some fresh pancakes.
Only that the pancakes were not that tasty because they were made from bits and pieces of Narsat. Narsat wasn't around'or'he'ncakes'of himselft'cause'he'was'ighting'King'ehemoth, then finds a Garlaige Citadel Coffer Key and a chest key and opens it and finds a weird hat, then puts the hat on, and dies a horrible death, but gets Raise III and suddenly dies again, and goes back to homepoint to find Clavont who is a disgrace to dragoons everywhere.
His wyvern actually was pregnant and laid down on the couch when out of nowhere come out this thing known as a demon and fuc.ks up the fresh dragon eggs because eggs are tasty and deliciously disgusting but healthy so he grabbed them and fuc.ked them away on a jennet and he enjoyed it.
Meanwhile, back in Windurst construction had begun on the TOWER OF DEATH! until a monk showed up and shoulder tackle'd the tower, the monks name being tensu, but the security grid malfuntioned and the monk stepped over the tarutaru and was blown up, but got a raise 3 and didnt accept it, because Serket had spawned nearby so he waited and Narsat MPK'd the TaruTaru.
But the skies darkened and a Demon-form-of-Tensu appeared to punish the mithra and she enjoyed a beer with him. then the taru summoned Bahamut to destroy the evil Serket but failed misurably and Serket began fusing with KIRIN to form SERKIN.
With this monster unleashed, it reaked havoc apon the entire planet until it imploded and then a rainbow appeared and the earth magicaly came back. Then it imploded again and gold beastcoins rained from heaven so everyone picked them up and bought scorpion harnesses. Then keain came and started selling them bread, but that bread was poisoned so the customers died and burnt in hell because they were gilbuyers/sellers.
Then a big gay al appeared and gave everyone some buttsex which everyone totally loved, because they got free gil if they did a backflip and a 360 turn. Then the taru randomly imploded because he felt like it. Which was ok because no one cared about him. The poor Tarutaru ran the away to Labyrinth of Onzozo to kill Ose because his last friend died fighting it but someone trained a bunch of lvl 75 wyverns and tried to warp but didnt have enough mp so he called for help but got a /point /laugh from Lav's entire party because they were an evil party so tensu killed them and then the earth began to shake and everyone lived happily ever after
THE END
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bloodghost
Slightly Gimped
jesus hates you
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Post by bloodghost on Sept 19, 2006 21:09:00 GMT -5
NEW STORY TIME
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Post by Lavitz on Sept 19, 2006 21:41:39 GMT -5
4 word story III? We could've gotten away with adding another sentence to II but w/e
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Post by Tensu on Jul 21, 2007 23:59:27 GMT -5
There once was a
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Post by Narsat on Jul 22, 2007 1:31:29 GMT -5
cat in Tensu's signature
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Post by Dasii on Jul 22, 2007 11:23:41 GMT -5
and deliciousness flowed throughout
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